Love Quotes Tagalog BiographySource(Google.com.pk)
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you're Sodium fine!
I've got my ion you baby!
You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat
If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?In the mid-1960s, Don Adams was a guest on Jimmy Dean’s network television show. He mentioned to Jimmy that his wife had given him a guitar for Christmas, and he was really enjoying it. Jimmy was surprised, and asked Don if he’d like to play something. Don said sure, and a stage hand rolled in a Fender Twin and handed Don a Gibson ES 335. Don spent a few seconds putting on the strap, plugging the guitar into the amp, and setting the controls. Then he spent a few more seconds tuning up. At that point, he put his index finger on the tenth fret on the high E and plucked a solid D note. He then sat back, satisfied, and took his hands off the guitar. Dean looked puzzled, waited a moment and then asked “Is that it?” “Yep,” replied Adams. Dean still looked puzzled. He said “Well, it’s just that other guitarists seems to move up and down the neck, playing a lot more notes.” “Well, yeah,” stated Adams. “They’re looking for it. I found it.”
“If someone is having a lot of difficulty learning one of my songs, he probably isn’t playing it correctly”
“If you make the same mistake 3 times, that becomes ‘your arrangement’ “- Jorma K
Guitar is easy, all it takes is 5 fingers, 6 strings and 1 a**hole – Keith Richards
“There is two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind.”
~ Louis Armstrong
Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war — for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I’d say we deserve ours more.
~ John Lennon
I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.
~ Elvis Presley
All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard no horse sing a song.
~ Louis Armstrong
Willie Dixon: “A bad rendition of you is better than a good rendition of somebody else.”
I played the guitar
for ten years before I realised it wasn’t a weapon.”-Pete Townshend
“Life is what happens while you are making other plans.” –John Lennon
“You’re never too old to become the person you might have been.”-John Lennon
“They wouldn’t know good music if it came up and bit them in the ass” -Zappa
“Jazz isn`t dead, it only smells funny.” -Frank Zappa
“I called Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I`ll never get an
endorsement.” – Kurt Cobain
“starts out slow and then fizzles out altogether.”-Neil Young, introducing one of his songs.
“Bad music can make you weak.”-Ry Cooder
During a recent Willie Nelson interview the interviewer asked Willie if he
had given any thought to retiring. Willie responed, as only Willie can, “All
I do is play guitar and golf. Which one should I give up?”
“life is too short to play bad music” – Bob Brozman
“I’ve practiced my tone for almost 50 years and if I can’t hear my tone, I can’t play. If I can’t play, then I won’t get paid. If I don’t get paid, then I’ll lose the house, you know? It’s like a chain reaction. If I lose my tone, I can’t fuck, I can’t make love, can’t do nothin’. I’ll just walk into the ocean and die if I lose my tone”
“Playin’ the guitar is like tellin’ the truth. You never have to worry about repeating the same lie if you told the truth. You don’t have to pretend or cover up. If someone asks you again you don’t have to think about it or worry about it. It’s you.”
- B.B. King